DEAR MIDNIGHT SOCIETY,

Life advice, via Are You Afraid of the Dark (index) (random)

Dear Tucker,

I am a water demon, and I want my treasure back. I know who took my treasure, but I can only attack while he’s sleeping. He seems to have picked up on the “sleep” rule, and he’s responded by no longer sleeping. I thought he’d have to give it up after a while, but this has been going on for years. He doesn’t want the water demons coming for him, and so he’s tried to give what’s left of the treasure back, but I am not satisfied. I want it all, or else his soul. What can I do?

Sincerely,

Villainous Nightswimmer

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Dear Villain,

Try telling him that story. If that doesn’t get him to sleep, nothing will.

Yours,

Tucker

  • 16 October 2012