DEAR MIDNIGHT SOCIETY,

Life advice, via Are You Afraid of the Dark (index) (random)

Dear Tucker,

Native Americans scare the hell out of me:

But Native Americans aren’t real… right?

Thanks,

Not Racist

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Dear Racist,

Native Americans feed off of fear, and it’s fear that makes them real.  Conquer your fear, and you can conquer the Native Americans.

Yours,

Tucker

  • 13 October 2012