DEAR MIDNIGHT SOCIETY,
Life advice, via Are You Afraid of the Dark (index) (random)
Dear Tucker,
Native Americans scare the hell out of me:
But Native Americans aren’t real… right?
Thanks,
Not Racist
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Dear Racist,
Native Americans feed off of fear, and it’s fear that makes them real. Conquer your fear, and you can conquer the Native Americans.
Yours,
Tucker
