DEAR MIDNIGHT SOCIETY,

Life advice, via Are You Afraid of the Dark (index) (random)

Dear Gary,

I’m so ordinary that if they had an award for ordinary, I still wouldn’t get it.  My family’s concerned because I quit band, but I quit because I lack any sort of ear for music.  People always say that everyone has a special talent—I just wish I knew mine.  Do you think I might be a witch?

Help please,

Ordinary or Extraordinary?

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Dear O.E.,

You are probably a witch.  Chances are, the reason your parents want you to continue with band is because you will need to be fluent with the flute in order to capture ancient demons into your mystical amulet.  Consider discussing this with your grandmother, as witch magic tends to skip a generation.

Best of luck,

Gary

  • 10 October 2012
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