Life advice, via Are You Afraid of the Dark (index) (random)

Dear Betty Ann,

I love chemistry, but I keep falling asleep during the exams.  There’s this girl I really like, and I don’t want her to think I’m some sort of chemistry moron.  What can I do?


Head of Hair

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Dear Head of Hair,

Have you considered using the school pool to facilitate the resurrection of an ancient sorcerer?  Pools are full of chemicals, and this would be a great time to demonstrate your knowledge of how they work.  Do you know what chlorine does?  If you get the answer right, you may just get the girl, too!

From the heart,

Betty Ann

  • 8 October 2012