I’ve noticed you’re gay. I’m gay, too, but I’m also a ghost. I’m primarily confined to a graveyard, except when me and my bicycle gang are out luring fresh recruits to join us in a spooky game of cemetery hide and seek—we hide in the graves! I’ve been gay/a ghost for about twenty years now, and I’d like to start a family. How can I meet girls?
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Perhaps you were not privy to the Season 5 sexual tension between me and Stig? I am not gay.
That said, Henrietta Hudson in the West Village is a great place to meet girls, as is the “Girls! Girls! Girls!” party every Wednesday at Metropolitan Bar in Williamsburg (just off the Lorimer L stop). The latter skews younger and is primarily geared toward casual hook-ups, but it is always popular. You never know where love will find you.