Life advice, via Are You Afraid of the Dark (index) (random)

Dear David,

I have a claw that grants wishes, and my best friend just used it to kill my parents.  He says it was a mistake, but it really hurt my feelings.  I feel like he’s always bullying me into doing things I don’t want to do.

Help please,

Twisted Up

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Dear Twisted Up,

Part of a friendship is understanding when it needs to end.  It can be hard to “break up” with a friend, though.  Have you considered dating him?  It is much easier to break up with a boyfriend.  For instance, you can sleep with someone else.

Hope this helps,


  • 6 October 2012
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