DEAR MIDNIGHT SOCIETY,

Life advice, via Are You Afraid of the Dark (index) (random)

Dear Kristen,

I found this girl I really like.  She’s really excited about prom, and she wants me to pick her up at the graveyard at midnight so we can go together.  What if I forget to show up?  Help!

Thanks,

Forgetful in Montreal


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Dear Forgetful,

Hope you don’t mind, but sometimes I like to answer questions with fashion.  I love fashion!  I found this ratty old prom dress in my parents’ attic:

Isn’t that the coolest?  Unfortunately, my family has decided to move, and so I won’t be available to answer any further questions.

Hope this helps,

Kristen

  • 4 October 2012